B&A: Is this OK writing?




Be aware this is for NaNoWriMo, and so the quality suffers, but is this ok for what it is? I do plan on rewriting and editing the entire novel when this is over. This novel is a dark comedy/parody of horror romance stories, so it’s meant to be a little corny and absurd. This is an excerpt taken completely out of context.

Depression isn’t always sad. It’s boring. You just exist, doing the same boring thing day after day, walking around like a zombie, your mind watching you up from above; watching you brush your teeth, urinate, shave, do meaningless things to pass the time, and then go to bed. Lather, rinse, repeat. Some mornings, you wake up expecting it to change. You never do anything different, but you expect something to happen to you, like a meteor crashing into your house or a new face to enter your life and change everything. But it never does. Why did I expect today to be any different?
As long as she’s here, every day will be the same.
On another Friday night, I drowned in my silk sheets and stared blankly at the ceiling as I tried to get some well needed sleep. My attempts were futile. My heart pounded and sweat dripped down my bare chest. It was so hot. I kicked off my sheets. Too cold.
The room was pitch-black, but the faint glow of the full moon peeked through the window, illuminating the small table below it. A small picture of a lovely young couple stood out among the clutter. At least, the woman was lovely; fair skin and long dark hair. She stared at the man with loving black eyes, like she was proud of him; proud to say he was all hers. He didn’t deserve her love.
An eerie silence filled the air. I laid absolutely still, straining my ears to hear the faintest of sounds, such as a mouse flitting through the walls or the trees rustling in the wind. Anything to feel like I still exist on planet Earth. The deafening quiet was broken by the sound of her screams ricocheting off the walls. I bit my lip hard as I pulled the duvet over my face like a child hiding from monsters in the closet. She wouldn’t leave. She’ll never leave.
Under my blankets, my eyes were closed, but I could still see. I could see here standing there, watching me, satisfied that my life is Hell without her. Not even in a Hell wherein I could at least be accompanied by Galileo and Buddha and other interesting characters, but an empty Hell. She knew this, and I could see the grin on her face. I could see the delighted hatred in her large, unearthly black eyes, her cupid bow lips stretching into a smirk. “Good night Viktor,” she said. Then, I fell into blackness
I awoke to a thud. I sat up reluctantly and stared at the alarm clock next to my bed. It was 3 AM on the dot. Another thud. I rubbed my eyes and pushed myself out of the warm bed, my heart racing. Another thud. This wasn’t a mouse in the walls. Someone was here.
The noise continued and soon was more than just a random noise, but rhythmic, like a heartbeat. Thud. Another thud. Thud. Another. Thud. Thud. I shivered and shook as I croaked, “Who’s there?” I sat quietly for a moment and tried to identify the origin of the noise. It seemed to be coming from downstairs, directly below my bedroom. It was in the kitchen.
I tiptoed to the bedroom door and pressed my ear against it, my heart racing. My hand hovered over the knob as I listened to the other side. I wasn’t sure what I was afraid of. Surely it was nothing but the wind knocking the doors of the window repeatedly. That was a lie to reassure myself. I knew who it was.
The hinges creaked louder than ever when I opened the door and I winced, fearing that they would hear me. I gulped, and continued down the hall. The hallway never looked so long. The dark hardwood floor and peeling damask wallpaper stretched for miles. I tiptoed across it. Thud. Thud. Thud. A collage of photos caught my eye, one in particular. There she was. Her black eyes weren’t filled with hatred, but were bright and wide as she smiled a wide red lipstick smile, her arms up in the air and she danced in a pile of autumn leaves. Her black hair and ivory skin stood out amongst the reds and oranges and yellows of November.
Thud. Thud. I forced myself to avert my eyes and continue to the source of the noise, but an image of her face still burned in my brain. I proceeded down the spiral staircase, an intense beating in my chest, my grimacing face and shaking hands clammy. Each cold step whined under my bare feet.
Thud. Thud. Thud.
Once I reached the hallway of the first floor, I knew immediately where it was and I would not go. I held my breath as I made my way over to the basement door, hugging myself and tearing at the flesh of my elbows.
Thud. Thud. Thud.
My mind stayed blank, yet alert as I rushed through the bar, then the kitchen to the basement door. I didn’t bother to turn on any lights for my eyes were adjusted to the dark.
Thud. Thud. Thud.
They want me to open it, but I can’t. I won’t. I have to. I pause, my breaths shallow and weak, then I reach my hand out toward the.
“Vikkkktoooor.” A hiss in my ear. I jump and spin around, ready to defend myself. There is nothing. There is no one. All I see is my kitchen. Oh, I am a fool.
“Hello?” I whisper out to nothing. Shaking off the fear I turn around to lock the basement, turning the bolt and pushing a dining chair in front of it to top it all off. Just in case. I let out a sigh and turn to go back upstairs.
I jumped at the short-lived sight of a woman. She was there! A brief moment! Not even a blink! But it was her… She stared at me invitingly, her lips saying “come hither”. I saw a glimpse of her glossy black waves and glowing skin. She was so lovely you would die just to see her one second more. To see that doll in the red velvet dress.
The dress she is wearing right now under the floorboards of my basement.
If it’s "Oh Gawd" tell me why! haha It won’t hurt my feelings. I just want to improve.




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How can I get away with having sex on my period?




Okay so I haven’t seen my boyfriend in about 4 months, so not only am I feeling very emotionally neglected and in dire need of just being held, I am insanely sexually frustrated, I get to see my boyfriend tomorrow. We are going to have this wonderful date where he’s going to wear black and I’m going to wear white (problem number one) and then afterwards we were going to make love on my bed. I got a new mattress, red silk sheets, candles. We were both so excited.

But I just got my period. It’s very light so I could easily get away with wearing white, but I don’t know how we’re going to have sex. I don’t want to be bleeding all over the place, that’s just disgusting.

Please tell me a way I can stop the bleeding for a few hours so I can have sex? Please.




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How can I improve this short story?




I just need to make it slightly longer and perhaps more interesting?? Any ideas would be amazing, thank you, just nothing too complicated; I am only 13.

Story :

She was only a heartbeat away. Her long black hair was tied up into the perfect mess and her brilliant blue eyes shone through the black make up. Her deep burgundy lips were emotionless and still as she sat looking into the mirror. The long black dress she was wearing looked beautiful in the autumn sunlight and the red ribbon around her waist matched perfectly with the single red rose lying on the cabinet in front of her. The window was open but the sweet smell of her perfume was still floating in the air.

The room was just as I remembered it; the antique furniture precisely placed, the grand piano surrounded by vintage guitars and CD’s piled up a mile high in every available corner. On top of the piano sat the sheet music for Ludwig van Beethoven’s Sonata ‘Pathétique’.
I had been expecting some things to change, but the house looked exactly the same as I had remembered leaving it only a few days before.

The only movement in the room was that of her chest as she breathed silently and steadily. I stood watching her, willing her to see me, but her eyes stayed locked in the mirror, like she was dreaming or remembering.
I moved across the open room towards the bed where the black silk sheets lay perfectly. On the small bedside table three photographs were placed in ornate frames. In each photograph there were two people, the beautiful woman and a young man with black hair and eyes that were just as dark. Beside the smallest frame was single playing card; the ace of hearts. The memories hurt as they came flooding back.
I turned away quickly. She needed to know that I was still there for her, looking over her.
I walked towards her and crouched by her side looking into the mirror. She was looking straight into my eyes but I knew she couldn’t see me and that hurt the most.

I slowly turned my head, trying hard to hold back the tears, and gently kissed her soft cheek and as I did so one solitary tear rolled down her face. She didn’t move at all; just let it fall onto the dark wood of the cabinet in front of her. The sun was still shining through the window and the tear drop glistened in the light. She blinked and I stood up, hopeful, but she looked right past me, unaware of my presence. She wiped her cheek with the back of her hand in one tender motion. Reflected in the mirror was the name ‘Ace’ tattooed in script on her wrist.
As her arm fell gently back to where it had been resting I looked at my own wrist, the words ‘We will never be apart’ were tattooed in the same script and a silent tear started to roll down my cheek.

I know about love, I was, am, in love and I know that being in love is horrible. It makes you so vulnerable by opening up your chest and your heart allowing someone else to get inside you and mess you up. For years you build up defences so that nothing can hurt you, but then one stupid person wonders into your life and you give them a piece of you. They don’t ask for it but one day they’ll do something ridiculous, like kiss you or smile at you and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you and eats you out leaving you crying in the darkness and it hurts, not just in the imagination or the mind. I hate love.

Slowly she stood up and I lost all feeling of hope, I could never be there for her again when she needed me. ‘I love you’ I whispered as she turned and walked past me, out of the door, on the way to my funeral.

thank you.




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How can I improve this short story?




I just need to make it slightly longer and perhaps more interesting?? Any ideas would be amazing, thank you, just nothing too complicated; I am only 13.

Story :

She was only a heartbeat away. Her long black hair was tied up into the perfect mess and her brilliant blue eyes shone through the black make up. Her deep burgundy lips were emotionless and still as she sat looking into the mirror. The long black dress she was wearing looked beautiful in the autumn sunlight and the red ribbon around her waist matched perfectly with the single red rose lying on the cabinet in front of her. The window was open but the sweet smell of her perfume was still floating in the air.

The room was just as I remembered it; the antique furniture precisely placed, the grand piano surrounded by vintage guitars and CD’s piled up a mile high in every available corner. On top of the piano sat the sheet music for Ludwig van Beethoven’s Sonata ‘Pathétique’.
I had been expecting some things to change, but the house looked exactly the same as I had remembered leaving it only a few days before.

The only movement in the room was that of her chest as she breathed silently and steadily. I stood watching her, willing her to see me, but her eyes stayed locked in the mirror, like she was dreaming or remembering.
I moved across the open room towards the bed where the black silk sheets lay perfectly. On the small bedside table three photographs were placed in ornate frames. In each photograph there were two people, the beautiful woman and a young man with black hair and eyes that were just as dark. Beside the smallest frame was single playing card; the ace of hearts. The memories hurt as they came flooding back.
I turned away quickly. She needed to know that I was still there for her, looking over her.
I walked towards her and crouched by her side looking into the mirror. She was looking straight into my eyes but I knew she couldn’t see me and that hurt the most.

I slowly turned my head, trying hard to hold back the tears, and gently kissed her soft cheek and as I did so one solitary tear rolled down her face. She didn’t move at all; just let it fall onto the dark wood of the cabinet in front of her. The sun was still shining through the window and the tear drop glistened in the light. She blinked and I stood up, hopeful, but she looked right past me, unaware of my presence. She wiped her cheek with the back of her hand in one tender motion. Reflected in the mirror was the name ‘Ace’ tattooed in script on her wrist.
As her arm fell gently back to where it had been resting I looked at my own wrist, the words ‘We will never be apart’ were tattooed in the same script and a silent tear started to roll down my cheek.

I know about love, I was, am, in love and I know that being in love is horrible. It makes you so vulnerable by opening up your chest and your heart allowing someone else to get inside you and mess you up. For years you build up defences so that nothing can hurt you, but then one stupid person wonders into your life and you give them a piece of you. They don’t ask for it but one day they’ll do something ridiculous, like kiss you or smile at you and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you and eats you out leaving you crying in the darkness and it hurts, not just in the imagination or the mind. I hate love.

Slowly she stood up and I lost all feeling of hope, I could never be there for her again when she needed me. ‘I love you’ I whispered as she turned and walked past me, out of the door, on the way to my funeral.

thank you.




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What pattern or what does your bedspread look like?




Mine has gold and red satin silk sheets..With BIG gold and red hearts in the middle of the spread..and on the pillowcases..

BQ: What will your next bedspread look like..after you change the one you have right now..?




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How can I improve this short story?




I just need to make it slightly longer and perhaps more interesting?? Any ideas would be amazing, thank you, just nothing too complicated; I am only 13.

Story :

She was only a heartbeat away. Her long black hair was tied up into the perfect mess and her brilliant blue eyes shone through the black make up. Her deep burgundy lips were emotionless and still as she sat looking into the mirror. The long black dress she was wearing looked beautiful in the autumn sunlight and the red ribbon around her waist matched perfectly with the single red rose lying on the cabinet in front of her. The window was open but the sweet smell of her perfume was still floating in the air.

The room was just as I remembered it; the antique furniture precisely placed, the grand piano surrounded by vintage guitars and CD’s piled up a mile high in every available corner. On top of the piano sat the sheet music for Ludwig van Beethoven’s Sonata ‘Pathétique’.
I had been expecting some things to change, but the house looked exactly the same as I had remembered leaving it only a few days before.

The only movement in the room was that of her chest as she breathed silently and steadily. I stood watching her, willing her to see me, but her eyes stayed locked in the mirror, like she was dreaming or remembering.
I moved across the open room towards the bed where the black silk sheets lay perfectly. On the small bedside table three photographs were placed in ornate frames. In each photograph there were two people, the beautiful woman and a young man with black hair and eyes that were just as dark. Beside the smallest frame was single playing card; the ace of hearts. The memories hurt as they came flooding back.
I turned away quickly. She needed to know that I was still there for her, looking over her.
I walked towards her and crouched by her side looking into the mirror. She was looking straight into my eyes but I knew she couldn’t see me and that hurt the most.

I slowly turned my head, trying hard to hold back the tears, and gently kissed her soft cheek and as I did so one solitary tear rolled down her face. She didn’t move at all; just let it fall onto the dark wood of the cabinet in front of her. The sun was still shining through the window and the tear drop glistened in the light. She blinked and I stood up, hopeful, but she looked right past me, unaware of my presence. She wiped her cheek with the back of her hand in one tender motion. Reflected in the mirror was the name ‘Ace’ tattooed in script on her wrist.
As her arm fell gently back to where it had been resting I looked at my own wrist, the words ‘We will never be apart’ were tattooed in the same script and a silent tear started to roll down my cheek.

I know about love, I was, am, in love and I know that being in love is horrible. It makes you so vulnerable by opening up your chest and your heart allowing someone else to get inside you and mess you up. For years you build up defences so that nothing can hurt you, but then one stupid person wonders into your life and you give them a piece of you. They don’t ask for it but one day they’ll do something ridiculous, like kiss you or smile at you and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you and eats you out leaving you crying in the darkness and it hurts, not just in the imagination or the mind. I hate love.

Slowly she stood up and I lost all feeling of hope, I could never be there for her again when she needed me. ‘I love you’ I whispered as she turned and walked past me, out of the door, on the way to my funeral.

thank you.




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Do you like my freestyle?




All these mongs complain about my questions
Bet they ain’t complainin my dollars pay for their pensions
All these moderators effin me over like the poor white
talkshow host going up against oprah
All these scams tryin to take yur cash
where i am they even charge you to take your effin trash
my mind is screwed up from when my brother overdosed on milk
saw dairy replacin blood and i threw up all over my silk sheets
my tweets get removed quicker than my questions my presence
halts a crowd suddenly there’s tension hatred spews when i show my face
thats what i carry a semi automatic taser to my waist tho i got fined 10 times for that
so i mutilated a corpse and ejaculated on this deat bat, grew a bush like a barbed wire fence
and made my cousin eat that hence the family outrage
but ive turned the page
now protestin with the anti muslim crews, lets burn the quran eff sudan
and nuke africa and be done with it
i spit on it and their whole culture
It’s L r d baby and this rhyme is like upside down sculpture
Lol well i disagree. No black man would ever own me or beat me in anything. Maybe the lyrics are too deep for you. I like lil wayne when hes not drugged up. Camron however is an advertisement for ghetto failures given a mic and an audience..disaster. To cite him shows my rhyme is surely the opposite of your opinion. Therefore it’s ownage aka awesomeness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsyEjQ8a8XI Yeah murdered yo lol
Greatest freestyle on yahoo answers




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Whats it like in your bed?




Mine is queen size and super soft and has black silk sheets and a white microfiber blanket, I keep my bedroom cold so its even more cozy in there! I love my bed




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How do I work my silk sheets!?




I just bought silk sheets and their so slippery! Its hard to keep the sheet over both my gf and myself. Its almost impossible to sleep on the pillow without it slipping right out from under your head!




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whatcha wearing right now?




im in some sponge bob boxers and about to go to bed; i just put fresh silk sheets on it this afternoon and its gonna be awesome… you can come share with me but only for tonight




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Simple easy poll~please answer what do you prefer?




Leather or lace
Silk sheets or cotton sheets
Melons or walnuts
Ice cream sandwich or yogurt
Poke or point
Bunnies or chicks
Chocolate or caramel




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Teen Bedroom Questions?




Hey Everyone :]

I’m finally allowed to redecorate my bedroom, but I need a lot of help with it. I know this is long but I really need the help. The most detailed, helpful answer gets ten points. <3

Any ways, I’m sixteen, and I’m a complete tomboy. Sort of punk and goth, I love dark colors, but I don’t like the lacey gothic look or anything. I want it to be dark, but still a teen room. My favorite colors are red and black.

My room is pretty big, I have a big desk and a queen bed and dresser and there is still a lot of room left over. I’m getting rid of the dresser and getting a closet organizer though, so I’ll have even more space. It’s a rectangle shape, and a tiny closet. I have one big window in there. The carpets’ tan colored and the ceiling is like yellowish white.

I’m planning on painting one of the longer walls black, and then the other three walls red. I’m also going to add black stencils on the walls and especially around the window. The window trim is white, and the floorboards are white, too.

I’m going to get a black canopy bed, and the curtains on it are going to be black. I want black silk sheets and a red, grey or black comforter. I’ll be adding lots of pillows, too. I want it to look really comfortable and luxuriating, hence the silk sheets.

I’ll be getting a closet organizer to eliminate the dresser, like I said earlier, and I’m going to move a stainless steal – glass desk under the window. I’m going to get a white book-stand beside the desk or on the black wall.

I’m also planning on getting a black or red office chair for the desk and a hanging egg chair in the corner. I want to have some different colored pillows on there, too. The chair’s going to be the ones you install in the ceiling, if you know what I’m talking about.

Okay, so that’s my basic plan so far, black and red walls, a canopy bed, hanging chair and metal desk with chair. I want the color scheme to be red, black grey and white. I also want it to be really organized and clean, so I’m going to get a closet organizer and under-the-bed organizer.

Any ways, here are my questions:

1.) Do you have any other ideas / suggestions for my bedroom?

2.) Do all the colors I mentioned match?

3.) Links to black / red / grey bedspreads?

4.) What stores should I look in for durable, fairly priced furniture?

5.) Anything Else?

6.) Are hanging chairs dangerous? Do they need to be installed professionally to be safe?

Sorry it’s so long, but like I said, I’m going crazy here. Thanks for all the help, I really do need it.

~*~ Megan ~*~




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romantic idea for hubby?




Ok I have bought things like silk sheets rose petals lots of candles massage oils a card and a big teddy bear saying I love you. I am wanting to put the petals in a heart shape on the bed with candles lit everywhere, pictures of him and I up the massage oil on the side table. I have also bought a sexy nighty type thing. But we have two kids )6yr and 2yr) in the house and I dont know how to set all this up with him home (but can leave to our shop) and the kids….??? I need anymore romantic ideas to do for him and how to go long with this without it being to noticeable. also our 1yr is feb 8th… ideas for that too would be great!!




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Do you know where I can buy a book that can help me how describe physical appearance, house furnitures, weather, feelings, andsuch into writing? It would be so much better if I can learn it online (for free). If not, it’s okay. I really want to better my writing and I’m not..experienced enough to describe physical apperance and fancy house furnitures like.. a fancy couch, a wooden bed with elegant silk sheets. If you know what I’m saying. And also clothing.

These are what I’ve learned:

Describing house furnitures:
She followed him into the spotless, ultra-modern kitchen. There was a stainless-steel center island for cooking, a restaurant quality double oven against one wall, and a red Swedish table and matching chairs that could have fit easily in the design wing of The Museum Of Modern Art. For once, none of the household staff was lurking.

Describing clothing:
I decked out in a little Dolce & Gabbana silver and gold lame dress, which seems awfully fancy for a late-morning shopping trip. But I managed to dress it down with opaque black tights, casual ballet flats and chunky gold jewelry.

Yeah, I read those on a book. And I really need more help. Maybe a book tutorial could help my writing to be more detailed.




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I have turned 30 just over 2 months ago and I had a good time but I am single and never dated! I had 12 really good mates out on the night and there was 15 of us all together! But I want a partner – m mates are good but I need some closeness (+sex)! I have only ever had 3 one night stands and one disastrous attempt at a relationship for 2 months. I was thinking of asking a girl out from the local shop but I found out she was engaged from the guy working there. Then last Saturday I went to buy a new bed and this girl – (woman) said to me ‘do you have to bring your girlfriend in to check it with you? I said no and she was like ‘are you single? Me too! I get lost in a King size bed like this – I have one with silk sheets – I need a man to appreciate it with.’ I thought she may want me to ask her out? We were at the counter as I was paying and her colleague said ‘Where are you going then?’ She just said ‘Cheezies’. I asked what and apparently it is her 20th birthday – I thought she was like a few years younger but atleast 26-27! She said she thought I was 28 – I just said — close! I was thinking how gorgeous she was and how I would love her to be my girlfriend! I feel I must be a dirty old man now??!! Will she think I am?!!




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